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Sunday, November 16, 2008

SOFTWARE FIRMS

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad and Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled and Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT: Coffee during Office Timings

12. AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL: Brainwash first and Let them go

17. TISL: Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques,No Increments.

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